Christ’s car wash captured on camera
Pay attention all you skeptics: This is a 100% genuine, independently verifiable, Christ picture. Capturing the beauty of molecules in motion, it’s one of a series of photos taken in Christ’s own carwash (the Christ conveyor with pre-wash, counter-wash and doubled-brushed portal sidewash, for those of you interested in the technical details – see close-up view at the bottom of this page). It was snapped by vocalist Jenny Angliss, during a monthly cleansing ritual with her Suzuki Wagon R.
This Christ is at an undisclosed location, somewhere outside Luton, Bedfordshire. Once the photos have been independently verified by experts, we shall be making the address public. Parapsychologists should note this is a repeatable effect. In fact, according to local rumours, the Christ can be seen by anyone willing to pay a modest fee of £8.50 (or £10 if you would like the optional waxing).
Picture taken in Christ's carwash
View some more of the miraculous images taken in this Christ car wash (with commentary by Jenny Angliss).
